Sex on the first date? Illegal?

If bill cosby road a pegasus into the sun while fighting gay ninja zombie dragons and he shot them with a 52 z sex gun and their penis exploded and penis shrapenel flew into the earth causing the earths crust to disolve into a thick juicy liquid that shot out tomatos and raptors, would bill cosby still be a f******g awesome ninja black guy of awesome sexy ness?